she works hard for her money...or not

dear job:

i know i shouldn't complain...but damnit i have to today

work just blows like your mom when she sees the mail man

all last summer i spent working in your office re-naming and organizing a shit load of files

today i get told that all the 'financial statement' files are wrong

and why are they wrong?

because i did them EXACTLY the way YOU wanted them done

for 5 years my job has been to create the files i am told to make

so don't get mad at ME...get mad at the person who told me to make them

if i wasn't so lacking of money and you weren't so flexible

i would quit your ass

i hate that i need you...stupid job

can't i just get paid for talking on msn???

don't worry...your day will come...and no one will like you anymore

and i will be rich and famous and i wont need YOU

love danielle