no time for losers...

this year my aunt decided to create The Amazing Race for us all to play...there were five teams of five and we each got clues to different areas around the park...convinently jacob was on my team and our team colour was white...so it was only fitting that we carry on our love of wanting to be gangsta and named our team White Trash From Squampton (squampton because all the people from Squamish think they are gangsta like people from Compton...so they call their town squampton...its pretty sad) we tried to look stupid - in the picture to our right - signifing our home town of squampton

so we doned our white bandanas like any hooligans would and knew we were going to win...we could feel it in our hearts and souls and in ever fibre of our being...

my brother steven was stuck with the purple team...so him and ryan tried to be gangsta in their own right...it was pretty sad, but enjoyable...purple cowboys 'trying' to be cool...

before the games were to begin my cousin came by and said that jake looked like kevin federline...do to his white trash apperance...so i said if he was kevin then i was clearly brittany, i just had to skank it up a bit...but that was easy

and finally the games were on...the thing with this game is that everybody seems to forget is that its points that make you win not who finishes first...and that was clear since in the ring toss i was lacking and we were so far behind...needless to say through out the game we catched up...and then it was the finale clue, and, and...we got completely lost...

finally we had to go behind the cabin to the creek and find the last clue...by this time it was pitch black so we had no lights and no sense of direction to guide us...so jake and i decided to put brittany and kevin into full gear and come up with a gangsta rap to round up the spirits...

so we headed up to manning
to get ourself some tanning

then we went down town
and i saw charlie brown

but then i ran into suzy
and she was kinda a floozie

so i went to get some wood
and i brought it to my momma in the hood

and then i saw bruce cockburn
and he said dont kill a tree kill a fern

and i said what about the pine beetle?
and he said cover it with a sheetle

but then we lost ceclie...
so i went to japan and bought some eels...

by the end of it all we got some adult assistance to find the clue and were the last team to finish...but we knew in our hearts we had the gold...and the next day the results were posted...

it was a tearful victory

MUSIC - Queen - We Are The Champions