its so true
Why Italians Couldn't Be Terrorists
10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late ... we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Good-looking people on the plane distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drinks were on the plane (we would be dancing).
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have put the Italian flag on the windshield.
And the Number One Reason Why Italians Can't Be Terrorists...
1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We are always late ... we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Good-looking people on the plane distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drinks were on the plane (we would be dancing).
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have put the Italian flag on the windshield.
And the Number One Reason Why Italians Can't Be Terrorists...
1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
love Smelly Danielly @ 6:26 PM
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