girls dont like boys...girls like cars and money

...actually give me a motorcycle instead...

i just had a shower and am sitting here im a towel...its quite refreshing...my window is open but its not too windy...

so i have decided that all boys worth dating need a good kick in the ass...slap across the face...and a lesson in what the hell we want from them...because really they are obviously clueless...and each girl is different so it is important to guide them in the right direction...

i dont want a pansy ass tho...someone who will take all the shit i give them and not react to it...no i want someone who will take but also give it back...cause its no fun to just sit there calling them an ass hat...i need someone who will call me an ass hat back ... then we can sit and have beers and be ass hats together...

hugs are important...and boys need to remember that...sometimes a simple hug can fix everything...and sometimes a hug and new jewelry can fix everything..

boys also need to be thoughtful too...cause thats what makes us fall inlove with you...unless we are purly in it for the money...in that case buy us stuff...and lots of it...

and anyone whos says looks aren't important is just kidding themselves...cause seriously are you going to make out with someone you think is ugly...hell no...

i totally look like an ass hat in all of these pictures...doesnt it just want to make you date me???

dating is overrated anyways...

HA