shot gun bang...whats up with that thang...i wanna know how does it hang

ok so heres the deal...

photoshop and illustrator do not like each other and will not run at the same time
my computer is apparently out of virtual memory
i want to shoot myself
last night i went to the beer and scotch fest with chad and vanessa
i stole pictures from vanessa
and everything on chads blog is stolen from me
i drank beer and scotch
tomorrow is the grey cup but i have too much work to do so i cant go out to the bar and watch it
dario and will are going to the cambie
that makes me jealous
oasis just came on the radio
and how
slave labour continues...

i should go download some salt n' pepa...i use to know all the words