i think we're going crazy...her left eye is lazy

yesterday was close to death...ok not really...but it was rainy which is like the same thing...

it was shitting rain i swear

went to the PNE with my cousins cause one of my cousins cousins...right...was doing some tap performance so we thought we would all go to see and walk around and stuff...

the PNE is the fair part of Playland - playland has all the rides and is the expensive one - and it has all the crazy cool stuff like the dog show and wicked stuff for sale and the bizzare parade and all that...so here are some pictures of our day...

little brother steven is a parking guy at the pne...he was on the job and we stole him for a picture

the best part of the pne are the barns with all the farm animals...i took lots of pictures...they were SO cute...

laura is the chicken and her brother luke is the pig...

cotton candy...essential to every fair experience...laura and cristina eating the ever popular mini donuts while watching the parade...this ballon in the parade CLEARLY needs some viagra...sarah rose wanted to go into the haunted house so a bunch of us decided to go with her...we went in a group of 6 - each of us with a partner - and i went with laura...and the whole time she just screemed and screemed even when no one was around to scare us...it was pretty hilar...laura sipping her pina colada...could it be any smaller???at one point i phoned my mom and told her to watch the new because we might be on it - they do a live broadcast ever day during the fair - and as luck has it i was on it front and centre looking like a dork!!!simon and laura being attacked by the lionand by the end of the day we were SOAKING...so we went to dinner in our wet wet clothes...simon...elise...francesca...luke


ok now here comes the greatest pictures...CTV - the TV station - had this booth set up where you could get your pictures taken with your favorite CTV shows...you stand infront of this blue screen and act or whatever and they take your picture...so here are a few...

the crew doing the weather...and you cant even see the weather because there are so many of us...look at our great props too!!!i had to take this picture...because matt and i are in love with degrassi the next generation...i took it to make him jealous...there was also one of dr. phil but i didnt end up doing that one...
simon and i with the local weather girl...i took this to be ironic...because she bugs me and i dont like her...ha...simon and i were being gangsta...and i look like shit...ahh how perfect...john deere and cornor gas

and thats all of our wonderful adventure...for more pictures click HERE...yay this is like the longest post ever...

MUSIC - Beck - Nicotine & Gravy

i'll be waving my hand, watching you drown, watching you scream...quiet or loud...

tarci finally finished my bike...or so i thought...

i asked him to take it apart and re paint it because it was borderline sketchy...so he did...cept he forgot to paint the handle bars...and the breaks sound like someone is trying to kill a dog...

i hate exercising only because i end up feeling like a compete and utter NERD...with my stupid 'hi i'm exercising' clothes and my gay ass helmet all pimped out in the bike vest i made...i just hate it...

i think that as i ride by people stare and make fun of me...

but inspite of my feelings i went for a ride...i've been so freakin lazy lately so i felt i should...

i went around three blocks and i thought i was going to pass out...i CLEARLY do not exercise regularly...it was retarted...

if i could just ride and ride and know that no one was watching then i would do it all the time...i think i will do it more in the winter because there wont be fruits outside suntanning and staring at people in the streets for no reason...gawd

when i stopped for some water i noticed that dad had put my 'license' plate back on my bike...i got it as a kid...one of those things you get in a cereal box were you have you collect so many isbn numbers or whatever and then send in this form and they make you one...its pretty cute and reminds me of being a kid...but it really just adds to me feeling stupid...

someone come riding with me so i dont feel like a complete dork...PLEASE

MUSIC - Our Lady Peace - Clumsy

i like studying faces in a parking lot cause it doesn't remind me of anything

ahhhhhhhh im frickin bored...

you know when your uber busy and you get all these crazy ideas to do stuff...and you never have the time to do them because your uber busy...and then when you're not busy you can't think of anything to do...yea...exactly...

my cousin from the t. was suppost to come over tomorrow but now its wednesday...so i dont know what i should do tomorrow...

we were suppost to have a picnic today but it rained...i was going to invite all you guys but it rained...

you know what pisses me off ...people who spell COOL with a K... KOOL... god thats so NOT COOL... im all for being different in your writting styles and spelling things differently but for some reason KOOL just pisses me off...

im really only writing this so that at work tomorrow i have something new to stare at all nerd like because work is so lame and blah...

and nerds will always beat retards...because nerds are cooler and smarter right mike!!!

SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME...

MUSIC - Audioslave - Doesn't Remind Me

i am an american aquarium drinker

ahh america... i guess i cant say anything bad about you... since lots of bloggers are from down south... but what i will say is dont you have the coolest selection of rad shoes...

the other day Iman and i went down south with some friends to shop for back to school stuff...not that i really needed anything...but you know...

i was in search of some rather rad vans and cons...and by golly i found them...

the shoe fetish is back people...im warning you...

brown and pink checkered vans to say the least... i was dying at the image of their beauty...two of the greatest colours in one shoe!!!
i also purchased myself some REAL chuck taylors this time...as apose to my old fake ones...i know, how sad...and i bought fat laces for them to really pimp them out...i bought matt brown ones...they were way cool too...
then i found a pair i call my 'hi i skinned a moose' boots...they are rad to the fuzzy max...i am going to wear them in the wilderness...hopefully the moose's (is that what they are called) will know that its fake and not eatith me alive...

we also got some pretty cool outfits and what not...but, as expected when shopping, i found THE tackiest blazer EVER...her worn by julie, was made out of UPHOLSTERY fabric...for the love of god what were you thinking??? julie swore her couch was made of the same fabric...so we took a picture just to make sure...i still can't get over the tackiness of it...dear lord


also went argyle crazy in old navy...i rampaged the place...but who couldn't for such amazing stuff...I MEAN LOOK AT IT...breath taking i tell you!!!

and i guess i'm not the only one buying shoes...looks like chad found himself a really snazzy pair of flip flops...they are GIGANTIC - clearly...oh you lug...what were you thinking??? at least you got them in a rad colour...i'll take you shopping and you will pay for my services with beer...i think we have a deal...

MUSIC - Wilco - I'm trying To Break Your Heart

something about the way you taste makes me want to clear my throat...

i am going to make billy murray the next mr. danielle rossi

sons of bitches

and our first born will be names kingsley zissou...i give you my word...

MUSIC - Devo - Gut Feeling

...i make all the lesbians scream...

if you can name that song you will win my love...

ok i know i said i wouldn't blog today but i lied...

all i have to say is go HERE and listen to my podcast with dave...

i sound like a man i tell you...

that or a really big fruit...

have fun with it...LISTEN DAMNIT...and thank you dave...your the raddest times 37

need a clue...

MUSIC - Beck - ....

is she perverted like me...would she go down on you in a theater?

you know when you try and be nice and you invite your parents to an event because you think it will be nice and they might like the experience...but really your totally wrong and the whole thing just pisses you right off and you wantto smack both of them with some sense of adventure!?!?!? yea...i know that feeling...

last night was dear alexis' concert jumble of music evening...and those who were to come with me failed and did not come...my mother showed some interest so i thought it would be nice if she came...since alexis is her niece and all...then tarchi found out about it and decided to come aslo...

now them knowing alexis should have some what expected what this might be like...not your typical eve of music...

so we went down and i had written the address down but for some reason had another address in my head...so i am telling them where it is and we cant find it...driving and driving...so finally dad pulls over and parks and mom says that we will just walk and find it...so she plugs $4 into the meter which gives us only an hour and we walk...

HA...then after 10 minutes of not finding the place smelly pulls out the addy and realizes they are on the wrong street...SUPER...so mom gets pissed that we just wasted 4 bucks...and dad gets all annoyed and smelly is pissed because they are pissed...not good

so we get to the joint and moms all sketched out by the lack of cleanliness and dads annoyed...i dont remember why...i think because of the beer...and smelly - being ms. sensitive when it comes to the parentals - is just annoyed at their lack of acceptance to strange places...

so i find alexis and she is wearing her 'donna summers disco nightmare' dress with sparkly things every where and shes eating her chinese food and talking to us...and there are people everywhere and no ones paying attention to anything, nor do they know whats going on...

alexis and her friend get up on stage and play...but no one is paying attention...moms freakin out because there is a guy with a mohawk sitting behind her..

.alexis was done on the piano and people start to clap which then made everyone else realize that it had started...so they shut up

the people who played were good...except all i could do was sit and stare at the guy infront of me who looked exatly like matt stone...even the hair...


so we were there a total of like an hour and dad wanted to leave ...and i felt like shit because i was there for alexis and her friends but i had to leave with them because smelly had no other way of getting home...

alexis told me today that it was awesome last night and that after i left all the good stuff happened...

and thats what i get...try and be nice to the parentals and they shaft you...i should have just gone by myself...i hate it when you invite someone somewhere and the whole time they just sit there annoyed and you feel like you have to entertain them...gawd...

MUSIC - Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know

sometimes i feel i got to...run away...i got to...get away...

dad wanted to come with me to get fabric downtown...he wants me to make him a cover for his tool box...its going to be way snazzy...i bought red leatherette and some asain dude was trying to fight me for it...but i bought the whole roll so he got none...shows him whos boss...

black and white pictures always make everything look super snaz...if i took colour pictures these would look really boring...dad was driving and i was shooting...

my dads name is hard to pronounce...well only for non italian speaking peeps...its Tarcisio - but you say the 'ci' like 'chi'...so its said tarCHIsio...if that makes any sense...i call him tarch or tarchi instead of dad...its more classy...

my moms name is Emanuela...just the way it sounds...i call her Eman...you know after the modle - david bowies wife...Iman...just spelled differently...our parentals gave us simple names becuase no one knew how to say theirs when they grew up...except people think my name is daniel and not danielle....

tonight i am going to alexis' concert at the marine club...i was suppost to put an ad for it on here but no one who reads this blog lives here...but if your interested click HERE and scroll down until you see the bizzare poster...word

MUSIC - Soft Cell - Tainted Love (its going to be alexis' wedding song)