Thursday, June 28, 2007

i like your...golf...balls...

about a week ago i was driving home one night from chads place...it was late and super dark/half raining and there was this guy standing on the other side of the street right beside the street lamp so that he was in the shadow of the light and i couldnt really see him...

as i drove past i noticed that he had something in his hand...long and shinny...but i kept driving...until all of a sudden i started driving over something...i looked ahead and the street was covered in golf balls...golf balls...and im not talking like 1 or 2....im talking like 10-20...

WTF!?!?!

i realized that what he had in his hand was a golf club hence the golf balls all over the street...but SERIOUSLY...who shoots golf balls in the middle of the street IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!

ok whatever...thats weird and highly dangerous but he didnt hit me so the end...

then last night...same thing...driving up the same street...all of a sudden my car starts making noises and drives over something...

MORE GOLF BALLS...i was like 'are you serious?!?'

this is retarded...to happen once...ok fine thats really weird but people are messed so i wouldnt think twice about it...but to happen to me more then once...theres something wrong here...

i kept driving but happened to look in my rearview mirror and noticed that the guy was there again and there was a truck parked across the street from him...and this guy...was GOLFING INTO THE TRUCK...

i guess he was mad at this truck...or the owner of the truck or something...and to take out his agression he decided to shoot golf balls at it during portions of the evening when i guess he thought there wouldnt be many cars/people out to witness this...

there is something clearly wrong with this picture...but it makes me worry that one day im going to drive by and this mental head is going to shoot golfballs at me...

some people...i just dont get it...what is this the ghetto?!?!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

change your links foos

im classy now

im a dot com

so go to the dot com

to find me

holla

its almost 3 which means there is almost 2 hours left

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the sun was out this morning...finally...we have had nothing but rain and thunderstorms for the longest time...it feels like fall not summer...the weather here has been absolutely retarded...

every day at 1:00 this girl rides up the hill on a yellow motorized bicycle...one of those ones where you can peddle some times or use the engine...its funny...she goes slow...
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last night we wrote out on the calendar all the things that are happening and need to get done in the month of July...it leaves us with about 5 hours of sleep and maybe on day to drink beer...thats what its going to be like...but at least we will know everything there is to know about renovations...

people are coming to visit in July which will make it even MORE busy...my cousin Amanda from Australia...Tony for Blogstock '07...JaG just for fun...SO BUSY


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p.s. the blog is moving to a dot com address tonight...if i remind chad accordingly...

Sunday, June 24, 2007

chad is an easy, breazy, beautiful, cover girl

so two years ago today i started this here blog...two years worth of pictures and writing...documenting my every move...my every obsession...my every love...its all here for review...

though this blog i have met so many amazing people (there are so many of you that i love) and those even who i havent met who i love chatting too...have had opportunities i would have never otherwise had...met my best friends...fell in love...got presents sent to me...its been crazy...

i dont know where life is going to take me...but i hope that i always have an outlet like this blog to write and post...and i hope that through one way or another we get to all keep in touch and continue to share out lives with each other!










went to the cambie friday night...but i was a total pooper scooper cause i was just not feeling it...and despite almost all of the crew being there i just didnt really wanna be there...i was in a bad mood...i hate being in bad moods...WE MISSED YOU ROBYN...i think i missed you most...:(

dario and pat have come up with this new game that they play every time we go out...its called dibs...every girl that walks in the door/past our table they call dibs on...its a competition to see how many hot girls they can call dibs on...then when thats done they call dibs for each other on the fat and ugly girls...such a nice game that they play...

pat...i just lost

anywhore...i have to go get new glasses now...cause mine broke...i have to tell you the story...but i will once the new ones come in...it was very sad...

Thursday, June 21, 2007

i have a feeling you are going hear a lot about me being stressed for the next little while

i like my blog now...which makes life easier when you come home to something you like...now its just a matter of spending time on here...the next 2 months will be the busiest yet...

the office is empty...the designer and owner have gone to LA and its quiet now...as a pose to the stress and excitement and running around that was yesterday...its all about production today and getting as much out to the contractors as possible even tho none of our buttons have arrived...thats a pain in the ass...

it must be bird mating season cause the little ones outside my window are going mental...rubbing themselves in dirt and fluffing up their feathers...its crazy i tell you...yet so entertaining...

just got back from the factories after inspecting shirts...one of the contractors told me that i would go far in the fashion industry because i know how to lay shirts out flat and measure them properly...apparently it is a great feet to lay a shirt flat on a table...hes counting on me to become famous now...

oh fashion...

ive lost weight if you can believe it...working a normal day forces me to regulate my eating...so instead of being at school and not wanting to work so to take up my time matt and i would go to the caf. every day and stuff our faces full of chicken wraps and curly fries...i have to now pack my lunch every morning and i only get to eat what i pack...therefore my diet of greasy foods has been greatly reduced...that and stress from work and home has caused my body to rely on what little fat i had stored to calm and comfort it...

in other news i have no new pictures to display...that is my next project...so far all i have is photos of laminate purchasing and a 1970s kitchen...which is not very exciting...plus im kinda in the mood to just write and ignore pictures for right now...

anyways...i must go to the warehouse and send off some trousers...

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

look whos back

so here it is...the blog...like it was never gone at all...
lets just pretend that i was on vacation and didnt accidentally press the 'delete blog' button...HA

thanks to chad and tony for helping me out...i owe them...

in the next day or two smellydanielly will be moving to a .com address cause now im classy enough to have a .com blog instead of a blogspot blog...but i will post that when it occurs...

so i have spent the entire night changing colours and fixing everything...and now i want to go to bed...because trying to fix a html template your not 100% comfortable with can be stressful and tiring...

but yes...i am back...and posting will return to its regular schedule...

you shall be updated accordingly...

Sunday, June 10, 2007

we grinded it


coco chanel and i did the grouse grind first thing yesterday morning...and let me tell you...i am lucky to be alive today...

i had never been before and was quite scared...but coco here insisted that we start going every week as to be in shape for the summer...and me being naive and usually up for anything agreed to do so...

my god...i was not prepared...that thing is a bitch and a half to climb...i tried going hard at the beginning thinking i could get it over with sooner rather then later but that basically killed me and it wasnt until half way through it where i finally got into my grove of climbing for a few minutes and then resting for a few minutes...

i took about a billion breaks cause i was either dying for air or my legs felt like they were going to fall off...chad was ahead of me at the 1/4 mark and after that i never saw him again...so i figured he had finished way a head of me...since i was taking a million breaks and couldnt see him anymore...but when i FINALLY got to the end he was there waiting for me...i arrive only 7 minutes after him which i found surprising...

i basically cursed his name for a good hour during the whole thing for letting him take me on this grind of death...but eventually i got the hang of things and it because almost enjoyable...at least the scenery was amazing...and all the other grinders in the trek were super nice and encouraging...

it started to rain pretty bad half way through the grind so i didnt take and pictures...it was rather cold and foggy and slippery and wet but it was fun climbing in mud...

chad did it in an hour 30 and I did it in an hour and 37 minutes...THIRTYSEVEN...see that number is everywhere...

after you finish the grind you get this boost of energy and you dont really feel tired even though you've been friggin climbing a mountain for almost 2 hours...but when we got home I was dead to the world...but we had a somewhat busy day planned so we didnt even get to rest much...

by the time dinner rolled around i couldnt even move...my right knee bothers me sometimes and i effed it up on the grind at one point so i was in a bit of pain the whole day...needless to say i went to bed early and slept like a baby...and actually today i dont feel bad at all...no soreness...no tiredness...perfectly good!

so apparently we are doing this every weekend now...now unless i chicken out i will bring you pictures of coco, me, and the grind next week...now that i know what to expect lets hope i do better....

and dont die...ha

Friday, June 08, 2007

this song must die



My little story takes place on a tropical villa
I fell in love with a flavour, yes it was vanilla
Mini…….wheats wheats wheats I want the vanilla for so long
Mini wheats wheats wheats its high in fiber you can’t go wrong
Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat put em together you cant be beat
Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat tastes so good, what a treat.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

i can not express to you just how in love i am with wife beaters




yes...his hand is in his crotch...


im being ignored right now for the stanley cup finals...i guess thats understandable...i wanted to straighten my hair but this place seems to have no plugs...or at least no plugs anywhere near a mirror...and trust me...for an apartment this place has way too many mirrors...theres like one on every wall...

anyways i got chad an italian themed 30th birthday gift...since he seems to be obsessed with all things italian...the theme of the gift was 'everything you need to be a mobster'...it included a (fake) gold chain, wife beater, kappa track pants, book about the sopranos and seasons 1 - 3 of the sopranos...needless to say he was giddy...

i made him put the outfit on cause i wanted to see if he could pull it off...he did...and it was scary how easily he could have passed for a modern day mobster...well...at least the ones who i went to highschool with...

i made lasagna for dinner...with focaccia bread dipped in oil and vinegar....and red wine...it was SO GOOD!!! yumm im drooling just thinking about it...i think it was pretty much a success...

i cant wait for this game to be over...ha

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

CAUSE YOUR GAT




matt got me a fendi wallet for my birthday...he was very offended that i never posted it...so matt...here it is!!!

its hot in my room right now even though its raining outside and i need to go have a shower cause my hair feels dirty and greasy and everyone knows that dirty and greasy hair is no fun...and my hands feel dirty cause i just spent two hours at metrotown buying work clothes cause i have none and i need some obvs...

eww everything is dirty and greasy...forget it i need a shower right now...

Monday, June 04, 2007

so...hes finally 30






Friday, June 01, 2007

la polizia

so i had the great fortune of accompanying robyn in bein a part of history and witnessing the police back together on tour...and damn was it an amazing night!
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we are going to get married one day
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we were seated behindish the stage...the whole place was open so you could see everything...it was pretty sweet
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umm hello!
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a bad shot of Stewart Copeland...hes so hot...i guess you could say i have a thing for older men who are drummers...clearly...
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i think this was the point where robyn went to the bathroom and some guy in the section beside us actually had a heart attack and passed out then had to be carried down the stairs but 6 men...it was quite dramatic...
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oh...did i mention that Andy Summers looked like it was way past his bed time...he needed a nap...desperately
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OMG HIS ARMS...LOOK AT HIS ARMS!!!

they opened up with message in a bottle...which made me cream my pants...its my favorite police song ever...


the police and I share a bond...all because of a story...a story that to you will not find funny and probably think is lame...but to me i laugh everytime i think about it...but maybe thats because i amuse myself too much...

ANYWAYS...the story goes as follows...my cousins and i were camping up in Manning Park a million years ago when I was small and was going through this phase where i decided to hate every band they loved...we always spent the weekend each year discussing and listening to music...Alexis kept going on and on about the damn police and i was getting sick of it...so i decided to be a bad ass and graffiti the wall saying "DOWN WITH THE POLICE"...ha...i was so cool...i figured my cousins would be pissed with me for writing such a thing against this band that they loved...i laughed to myself evily...

then next thing i know my cousin Maria goes to the wall and writes "GET" infront of it..."GET DOWN WITH THE POLICE"...my evil plan had failed...they had gotten me back...i felt like a fool...now it looked like i liked the police...like i wanted to 'get down' with them...i had left myself wide open...DAMN THEM!!!

so from that point on they always made fun of me until the point where i actually grew to liking the police...and so there i was at their concert...where im sure Alexis and Maria would have died to be...but me...the one who hated them...was there instead...ha