coinsidentaly...there are 37 days until the end of the world...

ok maybe im being over dramatic...but clearly thats what i do...

today has been weird...

i woke up to snow...wtf...
then i spent an hour and 45 minutes in traffic...wtf again...
then i found out there was a 4 car pile up on the brigde...seriously wtf...
then i was told i had a new job description...zoo keeper...
then the inside of my lip started to bleed...bizzare...
then the sun came out and all the snow went away...there was really no point to the snow anyways...
then i found out that i almost missed the date to apply for graduation...shoot me now...
then the caf. was actually selling the most yummi lunch ever...but i had already brought my lunch...fack...
now i have absolutly no clue as to what is going on around me...

i need to go to sleep and wake up again...

this morning my kitchen was filled with old italian ladies talking about their health issues...i kid you not

bad mood
stressed out
taking too long
i dont want harassment
i just want support
yes i chose to do it the hard way
but at least love me for challenging myself
...

I HATE YOU MEDIA KIT!!!

i feel like the stress is going to come out in a burst of tears
i need a hug and some sympathy

how will i make it to 2009 when 2007 just started??? le sigh

it was pissing down rain this morning...it was also snowing in surrey...but maybe thats just cause its surrey...it better not snow here...

im at a loss today...i should be doing work but my ipod died and im letting it charge again...cause drafting sans music is pain staking and i'd rather not let my mind wander cause then it will just get emoed out...

monday mornings mean it back to reality which is by far the most depressing part...not that this weekend was amazing or anything...but lazy sundays hangin out in your pjs and making pasta sauce is just too much fun to give up...

i hate 11:00pm on sunday nights...

BUT ANYWAYS...

im going to the gym tomorrow as a 'now lets not get fat danielle' prevention episode...i absolutely hate going but feel so good afterward that its totally worth it...

ha...i told laura i wasnt going to go eat lunch with her but rather work through as to get on track with things...but instead i have totally wasted my time here...oh well...

but i think my ipod o greatness is charged which means i should get back to work...

holla

t.h.i.r.t.y.s.e.v.e.n.

i must be friggin mental

so the fashion show is in like a month...and im on top of pretty much everything...

however i have decided to add some more to my plate...simply because god forbid i ever do anything simple and not over the top...

it must be in my blood - see the 'cooking 12 huge dishes for a dinner party of 4' hand book for more understanding...

i have to send out media kits next week and have decided to do everything completely by hand...aside from printing out the letters and what not that go inside...

i have also decided that at the fashion show on the table i get to display my portfolio and what not...i am going to put out some nice little take away gifts as a way to draw people to my section..

what does this all mean?

well it means that i have to make...

1. 100 business cards by hand - which involves two kinds of paper, fabrics, and labels...
2. key chains (my little give away gift) - which involved drawing on and shrinking this special plastic, then attaching it with beads to a key ring - except i dont know exactly how many im going to make...cause seriously its going to take me a while and i dont know how much time i get to a lot to that...
3. photoshop, print, and label pictures from my photo shoot to go into my media kits - photos which i still need to post on here too...
4. have someone proof read the final content of my media kit so it can be sent out...
5. hand make all the actual folders for the media kit - i hope i have enough fabric *cringe*
6. create a page of coloured flats to go into my media kit - only if i have time tho...
7. actually finishing my portfolio and scanning this massive project on to my computer so i can make it pretty then print it and put it in my portfolio...
8. THEN stick everything i just talked about onto my line website so that it can be viewed by potential employers and they can hire me and love me...

yes...so...umm...yea i have a lot to do...and i have to finish my final garment for the fashion show...and my outfit for the fashion show...

wow...wow...

welllllll the media kits are due Wednesday and everything else is due on the 28th of march...so i should be gettener all done by then...

HOPEFULLY!

ehh

whos cuter!?!?!?

hockey bloody hockey

the canucks won last night even with out luongo in net...and god knows there were enough skeptics out there that thought it wasnt going to happen...and really...it almost didnt...but in watching the game/highlights thoughts began to accumulate in my head...

i understand that sports is clearly important in some mens lives...

i understand it...i accept it...i deal with it...and in all honesty i do pretty well at it...

i have never watched so many hockey games in my entire life as i have this current season...and honesty i do enjoy it...

and i have been very good at it too...i rarely talking during play, i never walk in front of the tv, and i always bring beer back from the fridge...not to mention the numerous hockey parties i have organized and prepared food for...

and through my understanding of this obsession men have with sports i let things slide...like coming home from a nice fancy dinner and the first thing they do is turn on the tv to watch all the highlights...thats fine...cause i understand that it makes them happy and having them happy makes me happy... and highlights aren't always all the bad...but only to a certain point...

for example...

7 - 10:00pm - we watch the game...therefore we see every thine once...fine

10:00pm - now its time to watch all the sports shows and highlights - ok we see the important parts over...still ok...

10:30pm - now its time to watch the next installment of sports shows and highlights - basically the exact same thing we just saw...once more...still on the ok side cause it really drives home the parts that are important...

11:00 - the THIRD installment of sports shows and highlights - HONESTLY ITS THE EXACT SAME THING WE JUST SPEND 4 HOURS WATCHING!!! by this point i can predict everything thats going to happen and everything the announcer is going to say...so why oh why do we have to watch it YET AGAIN...

that is the only part in the whole sports watching process that i just dont understand...you've seen the game itself...you've see two entire shows dedicated to highlights...which therefore means you know everything about the game you JUST watched...as well as every other game in that was played that night...SO WHY do we have to watch it again?????????

i have patients for a lot of things...but watching the same sports highlights three times in a row...and i just blow a gasket...

i try...but i just dont understand why men need to watch the same thing so many times in a row...

thinking of ways to make your life a living hell

i just ate potato wedges...and damn good potato wedges at that...

i think i have a problem...a 'must stuff face with food at all times' problem...and thats not a good thing...cause eventually its going to catch up to me and im going to get fat...

and trust me...i get reminded of that often so i really dont want to be getting all fat and not hot...

but i love food...more then ever really...and typically people stuff their faces with food when they are depressed and lonely and do it as a comfort thing...but i dont think thats why i do it...cause i have been the happiest ever...so that wouldnt make sense...

except if you count my lack of funds / hoboness/ the fact that i am counting on getting a job asap and thats prob. not going to happen and then im going to be totally emo and hate the world and lock myself in my closet and cry...

enter drama queen...
...

yes maybe thats it...maybe its the pressure of money and expectations i have on myself and the fear of failure and the fact that salami and bread at 3 in the morning just make that all go away...

ummmm salami and white bread...

i tell myself to just be calm and patient and that it will all work itself out and i will leave my hoboness behind eventually...but there are so many things i want...and dont have the money for and its the most depressing thing ever...ahhhhhhhhh

food...i love you...ummm avocado...

crap i should go to bed and shut up before i eat the contents of my fridge...

i hate this...

its chili...baby back ribs

so today was the photo shoot...the photo shoot i was quite apprehensive about...because they were calling for 100% chance of rain...and today was the only day peter could come out to do it...and i had a feeling it was all going to explode into awfulness...

and it almost did...

this morning anyways...

so two of my cousins....sisters...where suppose to be my models but then one couldn't make it at the last minute so i didn't know who i could get to be my model and there was a bit of a panic...then the other one could get into town cause she didn't have a car and it was a little more panic...

then peter came earlier then i expected and i wasnt ready so there was some panic there too...
but thankfully i got the brilliant idea to just phone my other cousin (it helps being a part of such a huge family) and then drive out to her house cause she has a wicked forest in her back yard...and hopefully the whole photo shoot would come together in perfection...

i had to have faith cause otherwise i would have gone mental...

so we drive drive drive and we pick up cousins and we finally get together and it all worked out...

and it doesnt rain either...

thank the lord...

so now peter has 230 pictures to go through and i will get all the good ones and then i will post them up here and they will be amazing and i am excited...

and a HUGE thank you goes out to peter cause he is a genius and i dont know what i would have done with out him as my photographer and i owe him BIG TIME...THANK YOU PETER!!!
that was stressful...

he's a stud... but hes also my cousin...

i miss austalia...

its valentimes day...YAY

well since its the day of love i figure i should make a list of things i love...

• after eights
• sheep
• checkered vans
• buying deli meats
• text messages
• zack morris
• mr. turtle
  
• pretty hair
• the feeling right after a big test
• steakhouse salad
• midnight visits
• dinner parties
  
• tossed salad
  
• hand sewing
• farms
  
• cuddles
• anything british
  
• bling
• pretending im a wife
  
• subway commercials with jon lovitz
  
• fuzzy blankets
• the nanny
  
• pictures
• the first name primo
  
• pretty boys
• thick black rectangle glasses
• guinness
  
• long shirts
• grease and i dont mean the movie
  
• boys pj pants
• first kisses on patios
  
• being told youre missed
  
• classy dinners
• fuzzy stripped sweaters
• meat swords
• kiwi fruit
  
• yellow robots
  
• beck
• black leggings
• presents
• being organized
• new clothes
• white cream sauce
  
• flat shoes
• quick responses
  
• food
• hot tattoos
  
• well written words
• italian last names
• dark wood
• clever jokes
  
• bocce balls
• lyrics
• the wild boar
• love

i should stop cause i could go on forever...

i found it amusing that for last valentines day i got a divorce...what a great memory that was...at least it was me serving the papers...lets hope this years a better one!!!

HAPPY DAY OF LOVE TO EVERYONE!!!

you seriously find that attractive?!?!?

i feel obligated to post since i havent done so since saturday morning...but my days have been completely booked from 7 - 11 every day...i dont even remember the last time i ate dinner at home...i think the next time i will be is possibly thursday night...im sure its been over a week...

my photoshoot is this saturday and peter is coming to do it...which makes me most excited...but that also means i have to finish my second outfit b saturday and thats going to be a challenge and a half...considering my days are full...and so are my nights...i really have no idea how its all going to come together but im sure it will...

wednesday is valentines day...dont know whether thats a positive or a negative...its more like un necessary pressure to do well and impress...and i know that everyone whos in love loves the day and everyone whos not doesnt...its be quite a while since ive had a decent valentines day so i wonder what this year will bring...

i have to go write up a media kit...its so thrilling i just dont know what to do with myself...

i need to write better...i need to hire someone and pay them in kisses

my biznitch is the shiznitch

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped,
turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit
right there
I’ll tell you how I became the princess of a bar
called The Cambie!

i have come to realize that pretty much every other weekend theres going to be a gathering of some sort which will then result in there being a million pictures of us up here for you all to view and be jealous of our fun...i have decided to comment on every single picture today...
the bus trip to el cambino
i stopped asking about him a long time ago...
aww i look retarded...
his behavior eventually got everyone sitting around him to move cause they were annoyed...
the wheels on the bus go round and round...
we sang vanilla ice and the fresh prince song and 'some' people were impressed...
see...people moved....and really i dont blame them...
i dont remember the title of this picture...i think it was a jewish sandwhich...
this was my new best friend...he shared his table with us...hes a dj...his name is tim...
we decided that he was my biznitch and i was his shiznitch...this is him groveling...
i told him to visit my blog and see pictures of him...
thats tims protege don...i think anyways...
whoa its partick zaph...
aww robyn and dario...
some crazy ass 'i tie rope and shit all over me' guy...
"Oui, oui, you mother humper…give me your wallet, eh?"
the typical pat and danielle make faces picture...
chad and johnny knoxville...
see...johnny knoxville...i told you...patricks master piece...boh?
ohh some nice double action here...
johnny and chad were busting it up hardcore...
hes flying like a bird...
yet another 'chad is possessed' picture...HONESTLY...
aww then things got emo im assuming???
whoa whoa patrick...are you looking for some action?
not sure what happened here...
but apparently it continued over to here...maybe chad farted...again...
i adore her!
pat rippin' it up...
dont be taken pictures of me foo!
random drunk shot 1...
this looks like robyn and i are on some crazy ride and im about to hurl...
winter ale...
we danced like vanilla ice...but i did it better...
he will be 80 and still have no wrinkles...damn greasy wop...
singing something...obviously...
most.favorite.picture.of.all.times.
THE HAT CAME OFF!!! pat youre hot with no hat...WHY DONT YOU LISTEN???
oh snap...now darios more hot then usual...
so perfectly shaven...
random drunk shot 2...
yes pat...youre balls are still there...barely...(wow that was such a chad comment i made)
frickin hot...im such a narcissist...
ahh another typical picture...this is the 'dario and danielle get drunk and emotional and regale stories from when they were 5 and then take a picture after they hug and bawl their eyes out'...
my friend the skull...
tossed salad dancing their pants off...
mr. photographer...
doin his thang...cause it aint nothin but a g thang...
its hard to see the forest through trees...yea...how about i kick your ass...
dario must have said something impressive...
random drunk shot 3...
i think this is the point where pat realized he shouldn't drink anymore...
ok...fine i will dance with you...but it will cost you...
shinny glass!
shots...
someone is limp wristed...
random drunk shot 4...

and that was the cambie adventure as was...

THE END...