Sunday, July 31, 2005

where wild things have to go...to disappear...forever

so a lot of people say to me...'Smelly you crazy'...and i say - OF COURSE - how boring would life be if i wasn't crazy...

the weekend that is coming up is the BIG rossi family reunion camp out thing in manning park...all 50 of us (thats just uncles, aunts, and cousins) rent a huge cabin and hangout for like 4 days...

this year i have proclaimed it to be CONCERT T-SHIRT WEEKEND...and all (who want to) must wear a concert t-shirt everyday...why? because its cool thats why!

so while visiting with jacob and alexis we discussed our concert t-shirt weekend plans and what would be 'acceptable' as a concert t-shirt...and since we kinda had a limited supply we said it could be anything with band logos on it...

and then we came up with the greatest idea EVER...

back in grade 11 my crazy socails teacher thought it would be rad to show us all the music video to Bruce Cockburns - If A Tree Falls...we all thought it was freakin hilar...one b.c of his clothes and two b.c his name had the word COCK in it...needless to say i kinda liked it and ended up downloading it with a bunch of his other songs...then that kinda died and although i still held bruce close to my heart it was more in an inside joke kinda way...then kinda out of no were earlier this year i got back into bruce, and i asked my crazy rad socials teacher is he had any of his cds (we are cool friends and talk on msn) and he said yea and lent them to me...and so begins the obsession with bruce cockburn...

so alexis told me to make this t-shirt to wear to manning...


i decided to name the tour after the song that started it all for me - IF A TREE FALLS - and all the writing on the shirt has to do with lyrics from the song...

i think i am the only one my age who loves bruce cockburn!

isn't there ANYONE else out there who appriciates his music???

maybe its just the environmentalist in me who does...or the one who loves his crazy 80s guitar riffs...awww brucikins...

Bruce Cockburn lyrics

MUSIC - Bruce Cockburn - If A Tree Falls

Friday, July 29, 2005

and a girl in the corner let no one ignore her 'cause she thinks she's the passionate one

to bed at four...up at nine

alexis use to work at a tree sorting plant thing and i stole here safety goggles and wore them all night

there was no food in the house suitable of a waynes world fest so we went shopping at 9...we bought lots of food...and toilet paper

waynes world was amazing...cept we all wanted to go to bed after the first one since it was so late

everytime there was a good joke jacob and i high fived...
"i watch a lot of TV"
"of course you do...your creative"
HIGHFIVE


waynes world 2 wasn't as spectacular because we were all falling asleep

alexis went to bed at two and the rest of us stayed due to a large sugar high

we gossiped about family...i get that from my mom

i took some chocolate that i had bought and attacked jacob with it and squished it all over his face...and he had a bad stomach due to the mixture of crap he had eaten and so when i sat on his stomach he started gaging and attempted to puke...on me...but it didnt work

we talked about my clear obsession with bruce cockburn...i stole their cds

i told jacob he looked like hugh grant...he didnt concur

our crap selection of food...chips, chocolate, sour gummies, pop, and hot chocolate - yes even on a friggin hot night like last...

an oscar clip from a great movie
jacob and his woman
in the morning alexis made pancakes...dont they look yummi???
HA
MUSIC - Misfits - Ballroom Blitz

Thursday, July 28, 2005

i see a little silhouetto of a man, scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango

tonight i am sleeping over at my cousins house and we are going to watch two of THE greatest movies ever made in the history of uber rad musically charged movies...none other than...

oh wayne and garth...you are my heros...be it when you're singing to Bohemian Rhapsody or showing new inventions like the 'suck-cut' ...i applaud you...and with these fine words of wisdom who wouldn't look upon you as quite their own???

"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored."
"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?
"Are you gonna marry her?" "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
and my favorite...
"A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

this night is going to rock like CRUTIAL TAUGHT at GAS WORKS

MUSIC - Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

just slide the hood, its nothing much...you be starsky, and ill be...hutch


rad to the max...

tony and raymi did a podcast and they talked about her book and how she posted pictures of the chicks that bought her book...and they talked about me!!!

dude...this rocks...im excited times 37

37...so whats up with my obsession with the number 37...click row.wav

i heart clerks...and all of kevin smiths movies...

and i just got the wickedest idea to name my clothing line - thirtyseven - whoa

MUSIC - Matthew Good Band - Radio Bomb

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

ice cube in a dark drink shines like starlight, the moon is floating somewhere out at sea


just taking the day off to do some work on my fashion portfolio but i thought i would leave you with this interesting purchase i made...the side reads...

hey bigga boy! you wanna be a big hot stud and make all the girls go nuts for you? itsa easy! you just take this bottle of pills and stuff it into the front of your pantalonies like your mamma stuffs a rigatoni. (make sure you stuff bottle in FRONT - not BACK - you no wanna look like you made big cacata in your pants! girls no like that) then you put on lots of gold chains and go to the bar with 10 guys doing the same thing. you look like big italian stallion for sure!

amusing to say the least...

and i just wanted to say a THANKS to Tony for answering my question... i'm not the danielle he talks about...im the smelly danielly!

ok...have a good day...there shall be a very interesting post coming this week about my friend killroy...its killer

MUSIC - Bruce Cockburn - Night Train

Monday, July 25, 2005

ooh dream weaver...i believe you can get me through the night


dreams are a crazy thing...

sometimes what happens with me is i have a dream about some guy - either someone i know or someone who is famous - and because of this dream that i have its as if it opens my eyes to the posibility of ACTUALLY liking this person...like having a crush...

my dreams are pretty odd sometimes...including the dream that made me in love with David Duchovny...he and his wife shared a bed with me??? odd i know

so anyways one sleepless night last week i finally fell alseep to a dream about Dr. Phil...dont ask...

he was in my room - thats where our therapy sessions took place - and i kept complimenting him on how great a man and father he was...i guess he read into it too much...so once our session is done he writes up a progress report and pins it to the wall over my bed...so i climb up on the bed and start to read it...

i am on my knees reading when i feel him come up onto the bed right behind me - yet i dont freak out or start to become uncomfortable - then i feel him come up right against me and put his hand on my waist - still not freaking out - then he pushes my hair out of the way and kisses my neck - most of you are cringing right now b/c its dr. phil...and so am i thinking about it...but i wasnt in my dream - next thing you know we are making out...

haha oh dear god

just as i am about un-button his shirt (insert barfing emoticon here) some kid runs in and his mother following...we come up with some excuss that gets us off the hook and he leaves...yatta yatta yatta he tells his wife and she freaks out but forgives him but suggests not being my theripist any more...and he doesnt listen...

needless to say he didnt listen and the next week he was back at my house as my therapist...only this time it took place in the bathroom - i have no idea why - and i was just getting out of the shower so i only had a towel on...and this time i thought i would just try and seduce him for fun to see if i could get him in trouble again...but i woke up...damnit!

so because of this RIDICULOUS dream...as i was telling you about before...it opened my eyes to dr. phil and i kinda had a crush on him...that is until i went onto his site and saw his picture...then it was back to reality!

MUSIC -Gary Wright- Dream Weaver

Sunday, July 24, 2005

its become so obvious...you are so oblivious to yourself

life is all about taking chances and doing things that scare you...

the comments i received on the last post are appreciated and we some what expected. when i took those pictures i was merely going to take a bath and thought that i could intern get some creative photography from it. it was not meant to be sexy or provocative, although i guess its hard not to read that in these pictures. these pictures also have nothing to do with krista and her situation - i took them before it all arose - but i guess if in some way she and you feel that it supports her then i am glad...

one comment though, in which i was expecting, wasn't left in the comment section but rather in a message to me over msn. my cousin was concerned by them, and i knew she would be. she was paranoid that they would attract creeps and weirdo who would stalk me and do bad things. i completely understand her concern and greatly appreciate it, and maybe i am naive but i am an open individual and feel free to express myself or 'tell my story'. if you ever catch me on msn you know that you can ask me anything and i will answer...

i am fortunate not to have a boyfriend or someone who can stand in my way of self expression. it is through growing and learning about yourself that one can feel comfortable and confidant in ones body...

the only thing i was afraid of was of someone from my family seeing this. i have a somewhat conservative family both immediate and extended and i know that in seeing this they wouldn't understand. i am not out to 'get guys' or be stupid and ridiculous on the internet. i am here to express myself in whatever form i feel is fit. i am not about to post nude pictures of myself. i have no problem what so ever if other people do it but for me its not my thing. and NO matt...im not doing soft core porn you goof!

i am very thankful for the opportunity that i get to be me on here. sometimes in person i feel so restricted and so self concise of who i am, but on here i feel unstoppable. i am thankful for the people i have met and get a chance to talk to. some people get so concerned when you tell them you have friends which you have never met but talk to online, and i just dont get it. i take caution and take everything in good humor and understanding. i am not about to move across the country for some guy i met online or anything of that nature.

lastly i am thankful to all of you who take the time to visit and comment...and to all of those who actually read this whole long thing of me blabbing...i appreciate each and every comment that is left, in a weird way it makes me feel appreciated...which is all i really wanted.

MUSIC - Wilco - Pot Kettle Black

Saturday, July 23, 2005

now and then when I see her face she takes me away to that special place, and if I stared too long i'd probably break down and cry








MUSIC - Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O Mine

Friday, July 22, 2005

the girl with the curls and the sweet pink ribbon in her hair...



just a little house keeping...

i have been invited to be a 'team member' on a new blog project...blog poems which was started by ryan...click here to read them...if you would like to join our blog project or have your own poems published then you can email ryan -
eclectic_koolaid@hotmail.com

in reading tony pierces blog the other day i noticed that he had linked me...which i quite exciting since everyone knows tony and his bus blog...2 in 1 week...first raymi and now tony...its my lucky blogging week

i have also set up a shop...selling projects with shoes on them as well of pictures of myelf...i thought it was pretty snazzy...so buy lots i tell you...there is also a link on my side bar too...

in other news...

i woke up this morning really ichy, my head, arms, legs...i look down and notice that i have hives!

i thought that was pretty odd so mom called up the doctor...he was a bit worried that i had an allergic reaction to some medication he prescribed...so he made me an immediate appointment...

turns out the medication just had some reaction to the sun...so im not deathly ill or having some huge reaction...i just have to stop with the medication...



MUSIC - Eels - Goddam Right It's A Beautiful Day

Thursday, July 21, 2005

my out of style is coming back...im bored but im excited

so as requested...here are some of the things i have worked on over the past two years...
designed, drafted, sewen - this coat was made for a project we did with The Bay, the theme of the collection was Baroque Pirates...my coat along with 9 others got selected to be part of an event at the bay downtown in september...more information about that will come later...if you wanna buy it its about $600...i cant remember exactly...made of cashmere and mohair and wool i think...its at school so i have no clue!
designed, drafted, sewen - this dress was designed for a project with a local store Ms. Coquette...it actually got chosen to be sold in the store as well...so if you want it it's a size 6 and about $250...buttons and beads circle the dress just under the breasts...the maniquin was to big for the dress...
designed, drafted, sewen - this is a sweat top i made for my brother...nothing special...
designed, drafted, sewen - this is a running vest that we made for a project with Sugoi...its got inseam pockets, a mesh back, and reflectors...
sewen - this was my grad dress...i used a pre-existing pattern and then messed around with it until i got what i wanted...the front is all beaded by hand - by me - and i designed the pattern for that as well...

designed, drafted, sewen - this is my super hot bathing suit...thats very breast and ass crack exposing...the machines used to sew this were really hard so its not sewen at its best...but i love the colours...

designed, sewen - for this project we had to take a pre-existing garment and mess around with it in the style of our favorite designer while adding bits of our own...i chose a trench coat, Burberry, and a mix of punk and preppy elements...

designed, drafted, sewen - this was a winter jacket i made...it looks like a vest though because the sleeves are made of different material...i actually took the design of my aunts jacket and kinda copied it while changing it...its lined with fleece and is really warm...
the greatest outfit i have ever made i dont even have...i made it for my friend...hunchak...and i never took a picture of them other then this one of the embroidery i did on the back pocket of his pants...i made him these orgasmic gray cord pants and a hunter green vest...i did such a good job i wish i could have kept them...

the cord pants had blue plaid pocket bags (because plaid and cord are his favs) and this plaid detailing on the inside of the wasteband...the green vest was quilted and had fleece lining with his initials embroidered on the inside...i did such a good job on them...im mad i dont have them! hunchak if you read this...i need my clothes back so i can take pictures!!!

and that is it...for now...as i create i will take pictures and post them!

MUSIC - Matthew Good Band - My Out Of Style Is Coming Back

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

i guess i'll be waitin...

so...while everyone was waiting oh so patiently for their new Harry Potter book to come in, i was sitting at home waiting for that fateful moment when the mailman would come to my door and leave me with a package of amusement and hilarity...

waiting and waiting...i thought they had forgotten about me...

alas...after a week and a bit it finally came...with an 8 dollar "crossing the bored and i dont like you" crap tax fee thing...my mother was quite annoyed and demanded i tell her why i was buying crap off the internet...i was like MOM IT'S RAYMI...she just doesnt understand sometimes...

i put it to use the second i got it...i couldn't believe how many emails raymi actually gets...and how bizzare they are...who are these people emailing her???
my favorite email was about someone telling her that if they could be a boob, they would want to be a raymi boob...and it makes sense...you would be famous as one of raymi's breasts...all that exposure, i'm surprised they dont have a fan club...*mental note....
the two minute drawings are also quite the surprise...your all intensly reading these emails and you turn the page and BOOM...a drawing about the penis monologues...i think i was on the bus when i came across that one...and burst out laughing....oh raymikins...
i bought this book...well...because i thought i would be hilarious...in reading raymis blog for a while and seeing the kinds of things on that i figured this had to be just as good...i also wanted to show raymi that the cool people buy her stuff...and you cant expect to get all the entertainment with out having to pay for at least some of it...even though she only gets 9 bucks out of the whole thing...at least its something!

ok so now everyone go here and buy this book too...if you want to be amsued, see what all this raymi fuss is about, die laughing, and just be cool all and all...then buy this book...the interview with raymi at the end was another one of my favorite parts...
p.s. - there is a picture of me on her blog...its pretty rad...i've actually made it onto raymis blog...today is historical...
MUSIC - Black Heart Procession - Square Heart

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

its so dark...but at least i did something to it...my brothers an ass and didnt help...now alls i need is a banner...good call...

Monday, July 18, 2005


i hate this damn blog background template crap...im so bored with it but every time i try and funk it up i screw it over...GAWD...i think i should get my brother to fix it tonight...yes damn it thats what i will do...and he better help me and make it all snazzy

i bored

i think i'll take pictures of all the clothes i've made and post them...people have been asking me about it...so i should do it...

i should also go and write poetry

lets make a list for today

  1. write poetry
  2. work on protfolio
  3. take pictures of fashion stuff
  4. get steven to make blog fab
  5. read and take notes for school - SERIOUSLY
  6. print out fall school scehdual
  7. make feet look pretty

Sunday, July 17, 2005

i know that you saw me because i looked up to see your face

yesterday was my aunts 40th birthday party...i took lots of pictures...just none of her...HA...

mostly i took them of my cousin jacob... as you all know he is my daughter...ok you probably dont know...so read this and you will understand very clearly...and if you dont then this post will make no sense...

jacob is a nut and i love it...we just sit and make fun of my mother all the time...its so great...

he was over saturday fixing the family computer and messing up my moms hair...

jake thinks hes pretty cool with his av's..."are those new???"
they are ray bands so you know they are expensive...
me...im a dork but we all knew that...we spent a lot of the day reciting lines from our favorite SNL Celebrity Jeopardy episode - the one with french stuart, sean connery, and burt reynolds - turd furguson, ape tit, the big cow boy hat...dear god i dont think i have ever laughed so hard...
alexis...otherwise known as uncle joe...she bought this green shirt because it has stitching by the collar that matched her hair...she looks very foresty...
Anuty porsha and Uncle maverick...otherwise known as Ryan and Emily...ryan and jacob sat and made nerd jokes all day...they are computer nerds...
jake, aunty maggie, and grandpapa...we have an on going joke that my mother is an alcoholic...which is funny because she is the most non drinker ever...anyways...we like to say that she is the drunk in the family...here she is sharing some booze with young children...
anuty maggie you vex me greatlyjake also adopted a son...here she is with him - cousin cristinia - ...(this family thing is getting way out of hand)grandmama...actually this is my dad...hes in the mob - apparently - jake took a picture of him 2 seconds after i did and he swearing in that one...oh father...my mom wanted me to take pictures of my aunt since it was her birthday, but i told her that my camera was all full of pictures of jake...she told me to delete them, so i went up to jake and poked him and said "delete, delete' but he wouldn't delete...then he said "i'm a read only file"
steven is being gangsta from the west side with his gunin the backyard my uncle and aunt have a forest...we went there for some creativity shots...this has got to be the greatest picture ever...father and daughterEMILYS HOT SHOES...i love them time x infinity...so en fuego


for more retarted family photos click here...they are interesting...to say the least...and you can clearly see who my favorite cousins are...hahah awww

MUSIC - The Beatles - No Reply