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8 things smelly

i was tagged so this is what you get...

1. i have a poster of geography terms on the back of my bedroom door that i bought at work cause i love geography and im cool like that...

2. you can usually tell what sort of emotion i am feeling by the music i am playing...not all the time but most of the time...my mom is convinced that every time i listen to matt good i am depressed...

3. patz is coming 'home' on the 3rd of september and we are throwing a party for him on the 9th...wait for more information cause you are invited...

4. my left ankle was swollen for 2 days after being completely engulfed by some sort of bug bites this weekend...it looked like i was diseased...

5. i use to have dreams that all my teeth were loose and fell out constantly and then i would end up chewing on my gums and they would fall out too...i drempt that more then once...then someone told me that when you dream about loosing teeth it means someone close to you will die...

6. i hate the phone and pretty much never answer it...

7. tomorrow is my last day of work for the next 10 months...i wonder if i will end up a hobo or not???

8. i once had a big crush on emilio estevez after watching the mighty duck movies...

old man take a look at my life...im a lot like you...i need someone to love me the whole day through

i want to blog about the weekend ...but there are so many pictures and so many stories that i am trying to make a photo essay on my msn blog thing buts its not letting me at the moment...and so i will do a real weekend post once that lets me because it will be a lot easier to explain everything...

today was amanda and allisons last day which was really sad for us since we've spent every day for the past three months together not to mention this past weekend...i only have two more days left too and im excited for it to be over but i know that i will miss all the people a lot...i could not have asked for a better group of people to work with during the summer...

i love neil young ...just as a side note...i stole my dads cd (harvest) and am quite enjoying it...while having a converstion i was told that i have a heart of gold...and it reminded me of the song heart of gold so i of course had to find the cd and listen to it none stop...its so good...

i played bocce last night ...two rounds which i won both of...but thats because im italian and the knowledge of the game is in my bones...i start off slow but then i come and kick ass...its just something im good at!

ok heres hoping that msn lets me post pictures soon...

after not showering for 3 days...i actually am smelly danielly

BACK IN ACTION...the weekend was one big random adventure...325 pictures later and more then one road trip there are a lot of stories and a lot of dirt...hopefully i will relay all in due time...

this all better work out in our favor...

tomorrow i leave for a camping adventure...this time its going to be a REAL camping adventure and not just a pitch a tent in my cousins backyard camping adventure...

the only problem...every campsite we call is full...so i have no idea whats going to happen...hopefully we will figure it out at work tomorrow...im not in charge of the department...

none the less my car is full of food and candy and booze...so it all better friggin get used...even if we have to find some bush 4 hours from home...

me...peeps from work...booze...and the bush...its going to be fun and a half...as long as our plans work out...

be back sunday...you better miss me!!!

hes a jem...or maybe im the jem...humm

this is his face 99% of the time when we hang out...
why you ask???
because 99% of the time i am doing something completely idiotic...
i have no idea whats going on here...
i think something with my tongue...
could i BE more white in that picture???

and shes buying a stairway to heaven

you totally scare me...

and really...i wouldnt have it any other way...

lets do it right...

cause you are right...no matter how hard i fight it...

cause the weird guy said so...

we believe in signs for a reason...

drop it like its friggin en fuego

this weekend sucked...i was sick...and i missed the motogp race...and my camera decided to fuck itself up...and then my laptop was all MIA...

yesterday was our family picnic...but my stomach was not in good formation so i did a lot of sitting and nothing else...

then my camera decided that it wanted to make fuzzy lines over every picture for fun...

my family always makes comments about my outfits...i tell them that whatever i wear is allowed cause im in fashion...and that will be my cop-out forever...

my little cousins told me to add him to msn so that he could send me a snoop dogg emoticon...and i was like SWEET...he told me i was very 'blingin'...they really think i am gangsta...which is the funniest thing EVER

while we were eating we noticed the little ones smashing rocks or something so we went over to see what they were doing and they said they were making cocain and would sell it to us for $30 a hit...UMM HELLO...i was like WTF you guys are 12 and are making cocain at a friggin FAMILY PICNIC...it was messed...

i just noticed i look really pissed in all these pictures...

i hate that i missed out on our annual family camping fiesta this year and that i was totally crapped out at the picnic ...the little ones and i totally didnt get a chance to bond...and that sucked...but at least they still know that i rule...cause thats what they said to me anyways...

lets hope the rest of the week goes better...

worst. day. ever

something happened with the network connection on my laptop and now it has no internet and i an thurally annoyed and wont be blogging until it is fixed...and who knows when that will be...

i hate today

EDIT: im so friggin smart and click some random button and fixed it...i have no idea...but today was still the worst day

I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho'

this weekend is prob. going to be a lame one compared to last...

but i made a pit stop to the store of booze...

and someone gave me a dvd full of some of his favorite albums so i have like 650 songs to go through...

going to get my gangsta on...with a side of zeppelin

two weeks left...

of stocking shelves...

of being gangsta...

of wanting to poke our eyes out...

of carring around this damn case...

of picking orders...

of regulated hugs...

of warehouse parties...of ass pats...

of climbing boxes...

of picnic lunches...

of stress filled laughs...

frickin GOLD

matt says that skipping rocks is the only straight thing he does...

sen sational

this is me licking a really sour gobstopper...times 1

this is me apparently a peep...times 25

You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere...

so my weekend with the godfather...it was a wonderful one...

dad got the trilogy for his birthday one year...but they are on vhs...so we tried to hook up the vcr to the big screen with no such luck...so the next step was to rent it on dvd...well we must have called 10 different rental places and none of them had all three in...then finally we found a blockbuster that had them...only problem was that it was in kits...so after a half an hour drive and a lesson in gangsta rap we came home gloriously with our movies...

the time was about 8 and we figured we could get through at least the first two movies...now with no prior knowledge on my behalf...and no research behind this spur of the moment decision i had no idea what the time line was going to be with these movies...i knew they were long but really had no idea was i was in for...

so we start at 8...watched the first...watched the second...no stopping...i then look at my watch and its 3 in the morning...umm holy crap that was long...we clearly left the third movie for another night since we were in no mood to start it...

so tonight we embarked on the third and final chapter that is the godfather...and i sit here before you - just after watching it - feeling more italian then ever...even tho nothing of what i just watched applies to me since it is based on a southern italian family and i am from the north...but none the less...

now i want to go watch them again...so that i will understand it better...there were way too many characters and way to much southern dialect for me to understand...if only i had another 10 hours to spare...

on a side note...i think all men should wear three piece suits...or at least a nice pair of slacks...wife beater...and suspenders...such a turn on...

you...me...and the godfather...

looks like im in for a romantic evening of drugs...killings...and wife beating...

i wonder if we will actually make it through all three parts tonight...
if i ever get married im basing my wedding on the one in part one...
ive only ever seen part one a LONG time ago so i have no idea what i am in for...which is pretty sad to admit on my part...

"My father made him and offer he couldn't refuse"

we're all living in amerika... amerika ist wunderbar

im off to amerika to shop today...
but the weather is hella crappy out there...
and god only knows how crazy the boarders will be this morning...
hopefully i find some good stuff inwhich to buy...

last night was wicked
i love when people keep drunk promises
ass to mouth is never ok

everyday of my life i add another person to the list of people who piss me off

it all started early this morning when i woke up to my brother getting ready for work...which i found slightly odd since he had just gotten one of his wisdom teeth out the day before...none the less he continued making noise...i roll over and attempt to fall back asleep...

two seconds later him and my mother are having a full on argument (conversation in an italian household) about how he cant take any T3's because he has to drive and you aren't allowed to drive while on them or some crap like that and they are going back and forth in full volume...im assuming it must be normal getting up time do to their loudness so i roll over to see what time it is and its freak FIVE in the morning...ARE YOU KIDDING ME...who full on aruges at 5 in the morning while everyone else is asleep...leave it to my mother and brother...

i yelled something or other at them but was mearly brushed aside...which started off the not so great people day i had... next was the damn french...

so there are customers here and there and i begin to smell this amazing cologne...it ends up leading to this man who is by no means good looking...that and hes speaking french (im sorry that i dislike the french) which totally puts me off...he is there with some chick and they are slowly going through everything taking up large amounts of needed space and speaking french...this automatically puts me in a bad mood...

so as i pick orders i slowly watch them...the chick grabs this huge bundle of paper that is wrapped in plastic and attempts to put it in her buggie...the plastic breaks and paper goes everywhere...i leave because i have to go do something...ten minutes later i return to my orginal job and walk by the paper aisle only to find that they had thrown all the broken paper and crap back on the shelf and grabbed a new bundle...so now there is crap paper everywhere...i then begin to swear in italian at the french people who are no longer there and run around telling co-workers what just happened...

5 seconds later someone comes to the back carring yet another bundle of broken un wrapped paper to be fixed as the wonderful french have broken another one...i was ready to kill them...

i know im being a total whore and that not all french people are like this but still...i wanted to squish them and their little french heads...

vous êtes un chapeau d'âne de freakin

she is tolerable i suppose but not handsome enough to tempt me

ah so i am back from yet another weekend of fun spent in a backyard under the shades of an evergreen...

camping was a lot of fun this year...a little different then other years i have to say tho...we didnt get as in depth with gossip and knowing all the up and up between all of us but i think we had fun none the less...

the first day was spent setting up camp, playing bocce, goofing around, watching 'the importance of being earnest' (which i fell alseep during) and having a campfire...

i brought my wicked cool fuzz hat that i bought downtown in the middle of summer and i wore it at night when we were outside cause it was a little bit on the nipply side and the hat itself was so freakin cool that i could not help but wear it to extrude my coolness from it...

the next day we spent on the beaches of good old white rock - or right walk as i like to call it - where i got burnt to a crisp...but at least i will get a nice tan out of it and wont have to be so freakin white all the time...they were having some big festival so there was NO parking because the closed a bunch of the parking lots...asshats

the evening was spent watching the new pride and prejudice movie ...now pride and prejudice is a big thing in my family and we have each seen the movie god knows how many times...so we were very critical of this new hollywood version since we all love the colin firth A&E version ...by no means can you squish a 6 hour movie into 2 hours and do it justice...PLUS the freakin costumes were wrong which drove me CRAZY...as you can tell...i could go on for hours but i will spare you all...

i've posted all the picture up here for your amusment...